Good morn­ing and wel­come to our show. Today I have the dubi­ous honor of being your host for this tele­vi­sion project. This being non-narrative, i.e. non-fiction, any­thing that I say here should be taken as the Truth, with a cap­i­tal T, and not some rel­a­tivis­tic, post­mod­ern half-assed ver­sion thereof.